[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Them nipples are heading south even faster than the UK economy!
[–] Weeping_Pipi 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I remember going to a strip club on a hens night, and there was a bachelor do on at the same time - the bachelor got dragged up on stage, and thought he was going to get a lapdance from the stereotypical hot fit blonde, they put a blindfold on him and then out comes the hamplanet stripper with tits JUST like this - she wrapped them around his dick like two wet socks and proceeded to give him the saddest tit job I have ever seen. The look on his face once the blindfold came off was like he wanted death to come and claim him
[–] Doubanjiang 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I have no idea what the slogan on the shirt is supposed to mean, but these two images... pure genius :D
[–] Weeping_Pipi ago
Jesus christ it's like she's stapled two of Snoopy's nose to her chest