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[–] Orthalyx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What are those good for? A sloppy tit-fuck?

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[–] Weeping_Pipi 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I remember going to a strip club on a hens night, and there was a bachelor do on at the same time - the bachelor got dragged up on stage, and thought he was going to get a lapdance from the stereotypical hot fit blonde, they put a blindfold on him and then out comes the hamplanet stripper with tits JUST like this - she wrapped them around his dick like two wet socks and proceeded to give him the saddest tit job I have ever seen. The look on his face once the blindfold came off was like he wanted death to come and claim him

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[–] Ps37-27 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It was like the nipples were crossed eyed.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ms. Choksondik and Ms ChoksonMcdik.

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[–] Weeping_Pipi ago 

Jesus christ it's like she's stapled two of Snoopy's nose to her chest

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[–] PhDEICP0 ago 

I mean, he did, but he was being honest rather than deceitful. And even if he were to lower himself and fuck an animal, I’d still have nothing to worry about because he’d be gone for being such a psychopath.