[–] EatMoreCheese 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Once I had a giant pillow and it didn't fit into my pillowcase, but I made it fit.
Sorry, this triggered a memory.
[–] WileyECryote 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fat bodies always look like muppet faces.
[–] WileyECryote ago
The ninja turtles were weirdly obsessed with pizza. https://hotstrongandsteamed.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles.jpg
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
It looks like it's wearing a greasy shit stained adult diaper. The top looks like the sling they use with a helicopter to lift cows and horses out of deep mud and shit.