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[–] NotAntifa ago 

From Down Periscope

And I quote: "Let's kick this pig!"

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[–] Nate8000 [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

What part was that? I don't remember lol

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[–] Elcycs ago 

Hm. Must need sound to get it. I'll try again later.

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[–] SumerBreeze ago 

“high IQ” comedy

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[–] Nate8000 [S] 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Dumb blonde lol

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[–] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

dumb jew that cut her nose off and dyed her hair and had it straightened, trying to pass off as white

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I knocked-up my girlfriend and her boobs just kept on getting bigger and bigger and bigger and one day we were out shopping and when she reached to open the door her shirt blew open, popped a button.. some dude noticed and his eyes popped out of his head “WOW” ..she had really nice bazookas so couldn’t get angry with him staring.

She is embarrassed because her brazier is showing and her shirt is stressed to the maximum (hence the shopping). I fixed the situation by pulling the stud earring out of my ear, clasped her shirt together again.

I never did put that earring back in, the hole closed over, true story.