The final red one should say "Don't concern yourself with how well your masters are caring for We The Enthralled People of the benighted states..." Look instead only at the tiny subgroups we are pretending serve as glorious living statues of Ozymandias Excellence. Who dares accusé us of being irrelevant trunkless legs, why we'll ban you from our sublime social medias, come at us bro...
[–] kindlyenlightenme 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
“Clown World.” International Airlines welcomes you aboard. Just like humanity, we never inquire into incidents, ‘accidents’ nor in actuality have anything to do with improving/perfecting our systems/organisation. We don’t even undertake routine preventative maintenance, but nevertheless would advise you to belt-up for your own safety. Please remember our motto: Never mind the design flaws, one wing and a prayer will hopefully prove sufficient for the survival of the species. And if it doesn’t, then we were obviously not fit (adept enough) to ensure continuity for our kind.
[–] figtreeofshame 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha funniest shit I've seen all day.
Wait its real.
[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This should actually be on the last spot, raping/molesting a child is way worse than some degenerate fucking an animal or a corpse.