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[–] Talc 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Alu foil tape along the inside hinge edge of the hood, wired to an old motorcycle coil, stops them holding on when they jump on the hood.
shotgun blanks operated by solenoid, mounted underneath the bumper (antifa scatter when they can't see where the gunshots are coming from)
not giving away all my secrets, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg was an inspiration!
[–] Steelerfish ago (edited ago)
Seriously people, How can it be splattered in “blood” in the front....? It’s a dodge -Chrysler - Jeep product.
It can’t go 50 miles without something breaking... and off to the incompetent dealer mechanic staff who’ll find a way to charge the customer for their cheap assed Chinese parts breaking.
A limp, semi-obese, dual gender, SJW would roll underneath and break something.
DONT BUY A DODGE, CHRYSLER, OR JEEP.
If you do, sell it as soon as the warranty runs out!
[–] klobos 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Needs some purple dyed hair clinging to the grill.