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Jerry was cutting a turkey sandwich and coughed so hard he bumped his head on the kitchen cabinet and then he stumbled backwards, slipping on a banana peel, falling and landing on the knife he dropped and then while he was laying on the kitchen floor his cat jumped on the counter and knocked off a conveniently placed glass of cyanide tablets into Jerry's mouth.
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Mondays...