[–] HappyMealBullshit [S] 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
It implies that you lack the physical confidence to ride down the street on a bike without falling over. Whats wrong with using a walker or a cane? Everyone should take every possible precaution to ensure they never fall over. Even when standing still!
[–] Cosmicdrifter 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
You've clearly never been hit by a car or hit someone else.
[–] TheBuddhas 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
Wearing a mask and a helmet are not the same thing you damn foo. That's exactly the same as saying driving your car and wearing a seatbelt and mask makes you a worthless faggot. It's amazing how dumb some of you are.
[–] HappyMealBullshit [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Who said they were the same thing? I love how you are outraged by things no one said. Such a delicate little snowflake. Stay in your safe space.
[–] FridayJones 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
I started wearing a helmet a year ago, too many crazy drivers from Shitholistan these days.
[–] HappyMealBullshit [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Not gonna protect your jaw, your spine, your hips, your knees, etc.
Its safety theatre. If you get hit by a car your ass is paralyzed or dead and a helmet isnt doing jack shit besides giving you a false sense of security. Grow some fucking balls.
[–] FridayJones ago (edited ago)
Well, jaws and whatnot can heal, to some degree, but brain tissue has very little regenerative ability. And I'd rather not be turned into a Biden voter thank you very much.
Grow a brain.
[–] Catfishbelly 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don’t wear helmets when i ride quads but I should. My skull hitting the ground going 50mph would kill the shit out me but fuck it I’d rather not look like a fag.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My cousin didn't wear a helmet on his, either. When he crashed, he was on somewhat soft sand, so his head was okay, but the handlebars somehow skewered his liver. Somehow he lived! I wish I saw more of that side of the family, they're a bunch of zany nutjobs! Their ridiculous boldness makes them the more successful part of the family, as well; they're all more well off than the rest of us are.
I'm not sure what the moral of the story is, if the is any moral. I guess, whatever, helmets are okay I guess, and death will get you one way or another so you may as well have a good time in the meantime... I guess that could be the moral. Why does it have to have a moral?! FUCK YOU!
[–] HappyMealBullshit [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good points. There are a million ways to die when riding vehicles at fast speeds, many of which dont require you hitting your head.
[–] Cosmicdrifter ago
You're clearly a fat person who can't and or doesn't exercise. Enjoy your mom's basement.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
People wearing masks alone in their own cars is worse.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They're pretty amusing, though. Sort of.
I guess laughing at retards is only sort of amusing.