[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Oh my god dude. I wondered why I didn't finish reading the comments to this. I left the page in horror lol. That mental image makes me turn white.
[–] conchpearls1 [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
There was that documentary "Obesity: The Post Mortem" on British telly which featured an autopsy on a fat just like this, the adipose tissue just spills and bulges out when the surgeon slices in. The epidermal/skin layer was stretched so paper-thin that if it experienced a deep gash when alive, you would just see yellow.
[–] PhDEICP0 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The funny thing is(assuming that’s it’s pig fucker next to it) if any slightly attractive, slightly nerdy chick gave that guy the time of day he’d drop her instantly or cheat after having a long emotional affair. See it every time. That or he’d be leaving it at home and ditching it constantly to cuck orbit around the healthy weight girl.
[–] BadBoyBubby 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
he can't leave, gravitational pull won't let him
[–] ZackMorris78 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
The gall of this fucking whale to want shops to open up so she can ruin clothes in the fitting room that she can't fit in costing them money because in her sugar carb addled brain, she thinks she's a size 12! Once this cupcake bison tries something on and stretches it out, that article of clothing is ruined! They really need to be put down like livestock with anthrax.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I like the irony of the message of the shirt with the message of the caption. Your weight is of concern to the store owners when you attempt to try on their clothing even though you are not sitting on their face. For that matter, they might be concerned about the concrete footing of the shop, never mind the clothes.
[–] BobsonDugnutt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think its a concern to the dock in the background. Bet that's why they're chilling in the dirt like some barnyard beasts.