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[–] SilentMaster 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Wow, it is that simple. Never really thought of it that way before. Genius.

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[–] m4tthew 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Fatty:"EAT A CHEEZBURGER!"

Normie: "Eat less cheeseburgers."

Fatty: "IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT! MUH CONDISHUNS! MUH THIGH-ROIDS!"

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[–] Anon22-22 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

FUCKING NORMIES

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[–] Heritagefloral 1 point 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Calories in, Calories out. Thermodynamics. Doesn't get much simpler than that.

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh, it's that old hoax about the conservation of mass and energy again.

Don't you know that how I feel about myself is greater than physics? Stop trying to impose your worldview on everyone!

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[–] swingsandroundabouts 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

And the quality of these calories will determine how your body looks. The quantity will determine the size. Pretty simple stuff.

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[–] Megaptera 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So where does a footling sub with potato chips and a big gulp land, there seems to be a large gray area here. /s

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[–] Jessee 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

I can already watch it unfold Shitlord/lady: "So how does a skinny person gain weight" Fattie: "Eat more" Shitlord/lady: "So how can you lose fat then" At this point they will probably resort to calling you fat phobic among other things

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[–] lava 0 points 73 points (+73|-0) ago 

Things you failed to account for, Shitlord:

  • Condishuns
  • Junetiks
  • Starvation mode
  • 100lbs of "water weight"

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[–] realjunkman ago 

forgot big bones.

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[–] Detry ago 

Exactly, if they eat less food then their metabolism will slow down causing them to gain even more weight. I've actually seen them say this type of shit.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There's some truth to this. The less mass your body has, the fewer calories you need to maintain it. This is true whether you're talking about muscle mass or fat mass, but muscle does require more to maintain than fat. So basically, the more weight you lose, the less you need to eat in order to maintain the same rate of weight loss. In effect, your metabolic rate is lowered as your body mass decreases, since you're burning fewer calories to maintain your body.

This is not an excuse, though. Fatties just need to eat properly for their body. If they're overweight, this still means eating at a deficit until they're a healthy weight again, remembering to adjust for weight loss along the way.

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[–] Schmickle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't forget "big boned"

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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Is fat not mostly water weight?

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[–] lava 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm not sure, but I think that I can safely say that water weight doesn't account for 250lb of weight in a 380lb body. i.imgur.com/NxLAsEs.jpg (link from someone else above)

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