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[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Big Gulp. Classification: liquid. Calorie count: 0.

Chips. Classification: snack. Calorie count: 0.

Sub. Classification: sandwich, therefore healthy. Calorie count: -500.

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[–] RapidLynx 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You joke but I've actually seen fatties try to "count calories" shockingly close to this and wonder why they can't lose weight, then resort to saying "counting calories doesn't work."