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[–] Drkadrka 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I see a sales avenue in autoshipped face/ass diaper bundle subscriptions.

Burn your stockpiles of toilet paper, everyone is copying that crazy trendsetter Sleepy Joe and getting on the Depends Train.

Is he going to jail? Depends!

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[–] HulkJizz 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I have known my farts were deadly for a long time.

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm on antibiotics from having a cyst taken/drained; my farts could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

The past week has been just massive rips; sounds like mice with machine guns.

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[–] HulkJizz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was in the hospital once roomed with a guy that hadn't shit for a week. One night it all let loose. About knocked me out for real. I was pushing that nurse buzzer thing so hard. The first nurse through the door went right back out.

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[–] deployable [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So this has been going on since infancy, you're 90 years old, and it wasn't the Zyklon-B that killed the 600 after all?

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[–] HulkJizz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Possible.

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[–] the_old_ones 4 points 1 point (+5|-4) ago 

nuking NYC would literally be an improvement at this point.

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[–] deployable [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Agree, but they really have a "brown snow" problem in India. During droughts the powdered streetshit becomes airborne, traveling for miles. Target the small blast carefully, seed the clouds for heavy local NYC rains and pray for ample doses of radiation to kill anything in the beastie's feces. 😬

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[–] 587rex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

NYC today. Bartlett tomorrow. 😉

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[–] deployable [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One of the rare occasions that I support much more stringent EPA emissions standards. The massive Shittwins in that locale must be required to install catalytic converters and smokestack scrubbers installed in the seats of their electric scooters. Should be able to get wide-ranging support for this, from the animal rights folks, to the coal fired power plant operators who are being wrongly blamed for the spikes in pollution.