[–] IAmTheOptimizer 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I bet Eve had big ol' tits but I can't imagine the OG woman was a disgusting bloatcow.
[–] fellowkikepeople 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
How many apples did she steal/eat?
[–] AcceptableWays 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
She might have ate the snake too!
[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That explains why there is so much evil in the world.
[–] ghostofsaltmarsh1989 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
This type of stuff irritates me. Of course the guy isn't the "chubby" one. If this is a couple in real like I hope the dude wakes up and leaves and finds a normal human.
[–] Well_Deserved_Brew 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The only woman on Earth and she has to look like this.
It's written all over his face in the right side picture, too.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
can women get together and say "enough with the pandering, we're not all land whales"
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Dude’s swole. Wonder how much he got paid to be in this.
[–] ceasedmerrymaking 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
He doesn't look to happy in the second pic. Can't imagine the smell.
[–] 25158052? 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
"Lord, how many ribs did you take?"
[–] Cicoisplenty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The whole rack. Deep fried and slathered in bbq sauce.
[–] TheGillos 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Man originally looked like a centipede.
[–] High_Sierra_Trail ago
Ahahahah