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[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

-- Is that Lizzo? --

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[–] OdinsMessenger 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Their names were Ask and Embla, but yeah.

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[–] belil569 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago 

I mean to start off its a myth but sure. Second even if you do believe in fairy tails they were written in area where while people dont even come from.... so either you are that stupid or just ignorant. Either way you and that fat slag share a mental handicap.

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[–] TradRight14 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well I guess it makes sense that is is still present since she doesn’t have children yet. Also why always the delusions that hams deserve or can get anyone who takes care of themself?

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[–] belil569 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I mean we can go with that. Its probably pretty accurate. Make from mud and ribs.... doesnt listen to an authority figure when told to not do something, eats out of gluttony, ruins the mans life for selfish gains.....

Im seeing this as pretty spot on.

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[–] PhilKDick 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Add a jewish snake and you have a story both accurate and timeless

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[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah, white eve wouldve told the snake, "I dunno, I better go ask my husband first."

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[–] OysterSoup 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How'd she get so fat on a diet of fruit?

How'd he get so trim?

Did Eve do literally nothing other than eat?

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Her thigh is as big around as his torso. How revolting.

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[–] Podge512 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Clearly, De La Eveesha got confused and thought God told to it eat every other tree in the garden.

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[–] BobsonDugnutt 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ewl, its gut looks like a misshapen bagel in that first pic

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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Something, something, you are what you eat..

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