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[–] Podge512 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Clearly, De La Eveesha got confused and thought God told to it eat every other tree in the garden.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Dude’s swole. Wonder how much he got paid to be in this.

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[–] ceasedmerrymaking 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

He doesn't look to happy in the second pic. Can't imagine the smell.

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[–] Stahvashun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Looks like a cuck to me.

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[–] Humansized 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

there is nothing correct about this.

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[–] belil569 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I mean we can go with that. Its probably pretty accurate. Make from mud and ribs.... doesnt listen to an authority figure when told to not do something, eats out of gluttony, ruins the mans life for selfish gains.....

Im seeing this as pretty spot on.

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[–] PhilKDick 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Add a jewish snake and you have a story both accurate and timeless

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[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah, white eve wouldve told the snake, "I dunno, I better go ask my husband first."

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[–] OdinsMessenger 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Their names were Ask and Embla, but yeah.

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[–] belil569 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago 

I mean to start off its a myth but sure. Second even if you do believe in fairy tails they were written in area where while people dont even come from.... so either you are that stupid or just ignorant. Either way you and that fat slag share a mental handicap.

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[–] BobsonDugnutt 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ewl, its gut looks like a misshapen bagel in that first pic

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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Something, something, you are what you eat..

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[–] IAmTheOptimizer 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I bet Eve had big ol' tits but I can't imagine the OG woman was a disgusting bloatcow.

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[–] 25158052? 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

"Lord, how many ribs did you take?"

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[–] High_Sierra_Trail ago 

Ahahahah

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[–] Cicoisplenty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The whole rack. Deep fried and slathered in bbq sauce.

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[–] TheGillos 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Man originally looked like a centipede.

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