[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Dude’s swole. Wonder how much he got paid to be in this.
[–] ceasedmerrymaking 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
He doesn't look to happy in the second pic. Can't imagine the smell.
[–] belil569 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I mean we can go with that. Its probably pretty accurate. Make from mud and ribs.... doesnt listen to an authority figure when told to not do something, eats out of gluttony, ruins the mans life for selfish gains.....
Im seeing this as pretty spot on.
[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yeah, white eve wouldve told the snake, "I dunno, I better go ask my husband first."
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[–] OdinsMessenger 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Their names were Ask and Embla, but yeah.
[–] belil569 3 points 10 points 13 points (+13|-3) ago
I mean to start off its a myth but sure. Second even if you do believe in fairy tails they were written in area where while people dont even come from.... so either you are that stupid or just ignorant. Either way you and that fat slag share a mental handicap.
[–] BobsonDugnutt 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ewl, its gut looks like a misshapen bagel in that first pic
[–] IAmTheOptimizer 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I bet Eve had big ol' tits but I can't imagine the OG woman was a disgusting bloatcow.
[–] Cicoisplenty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The whole rack. Deep fried and slathered in bbq sauce.
[–] Podge512 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Clearly, De La Eveesha got confused and thought God told to it eat every other tree in the garden.