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[–] TradRight14 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well I guess it makes sense that is is still present since she doesn’t have children yet. Also why always the delusions that hams deserve or can get anyone who takes care of themself?

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[–] Credible_Hulk 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

I wonder what bet he lost probably an eating contest . Even with the "tummy" tuck. This nigget looks like a burned up ham covered in butter.

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[–] belil569 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I mean we can go with that. Its probably pretty accurate. Make from mud and ribs.... doesnt listen to an authority figure when told to not do something, eats out of gluttony, ruins the mans life for selfish gains.....

Im seeing this as pretty spot on.

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[–] PhilKDick 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Add a jewish snake and you have a story both accurate and timeless

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[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah, white eve wouldve told the snake, "I dunno, I better go ask my husband first."

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[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

-- Is that Lizzo? --

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[–] Tennis123 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Adam and Steve

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Looks like there wasn't so much knowledge and shame in that apple after all.

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[–] High_Sierra_Trail ago 

Adam and Eve don't have a couple's gym membership?

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[–] Ghostman_Loon ago 

They've both got belly buttons, dick heads.

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