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[–] ColdSteam 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Because all major sports leagues have aligned themselves with various un-American values, issue an Executive Order recognizing the National Shitposting League as the new national pasttime. And that as Prezident, you will start each season by posting the first one. Also the Supreme Court will have authorization to reverse Twitter bans.

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[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Prefect

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[–] ConanLibertatem 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I'm ahead in every poll I've taken and I'm not running either.