[–] 24968349? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
They tried in Western Africa with Ebola but we didn't donate enough. BBC kept complaining about how nobody really cares that they're killing all these monkeys in Africa in spacesuits.
That's when they came up with this idea to forget about the spacesuits and stories of dripping flesh.
They figured out KISS keep it simple stupid and go after the people with the money with something weak but totally transmissible.
[–] 24966508? 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Asbestos is 100% organic natural.
[–] 24966792? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don’t forget about the formaldehyde in the baby shampoo.
[–] 24966975? [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
So is uranium
[–] 24968093? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So is poop.