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[–] 24966508? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Asbestos is 100% organic natural.

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[–] 24966792? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don’t forget about the formaldehyde in the baby shampoo.

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[–] 24966975? [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

So is uranium

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[–] 24968093? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So is poop.

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[–] 24966814? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mmmm asbestos vaccine mmmm

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[–] 24966826? ago 

what do jews bathe their babies in after they suck the blood from the babies mutilated penis?

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[–] 24966828? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Okay, now the focus can be on their asbestos laced baby powder.

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[–] 24966854? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did Buffet buy Johnson and Johnson? If so it is tied to Bill Gates.

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[–] 24966884? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So... Give it to monkeys...

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[–] 24968107? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They did. Now they want you white man.

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[–] 24968349? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They tried in Western Africa with Ebola but we didn't donate enough. BBC kept complaining about how nobody really cares that they're killing all these monkeys in Africa in spacesuits.

That's when they came up with this idea to forget about the spacesuits and stories of dripping flesh.

They figured out KISS keep it simple stupid and go after the people with the money with something weak but totally transmissible.

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[–] 24966976? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Then I guess the monkeys should be happy. But keep that shit away from me.

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[–] 24967017? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Anyone know anything about the rumored proctor and gamble satanic ties?

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[–] 24968879? ago 

Was hearing this in the late '70s.

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[–] 24970524? ago 

Yep. Read a whole article that came out last month attempting to debunk it. It's been YEARS. Why waste the time. Oh yeah... Because shit is getting real, real fast.

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