[–] 24968349? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
They tried in Western Africa with Ebola but we didn't donate enough. BBC kept complaining about how nobody really cares that they're killing all these monkeys in Africa in spacesuits.
That's when they came up with this idea to forget about the spacesuits and stories of dripping flesh.
They figured out KISS keep it simple stupid and go after the people with the money with something weak but totally transmissible.
[–] 24967725? ago (edited ago)
If you're God and you're slowly waking up to this ugliness called humanity, can God just blame the Satanists?
God skateboarded yesterday and today for like the first time in more than a decade:
17% Whites
50% Asians
72% Hispanics
buh-bye, pathetic bipeds.
[–] 24966976? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Then I guess the monkeys should be happy. But keep that shit away from me.