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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
"Hand-printed" is a strange way of saying "ordered from a printing company."
[–] QuickAnims 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This is like shit walking around with a shirt saying "I'm shit." It's the obnoxious and redundant.
[–] Cicoisplenty 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Imagine not being able to touch your belly button.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
ChRoNiC ObStructive PuLmonaRy DiSeAse CluB, yayyy
i guess that doesnt have the same ring to it
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Tee-hee, "chub rub club!" Isn't that cute? Aren't you proud to be a member?
They considered, "So fat my thighs chafe painfully against each other when I walk, leading at best to irritated, raw skin that bleeds and at worst to smelly infected open sores club, plus my ladyparts soak in a stew of sweat and discharge all day due to lack of air," but they had trouble fitting that even on a "Precious" sized crop top. They figured this was good enough to show their "painful, raw inner thigh" pride--and of course, attract the many men out there who are turned on by rashes, open sores, and sweat-stewed genitals.
Be proud, ladies! Be proud of your festering crotch! Be proud of the way your skin sticks together from the pressure! Be proud of the bacteria factory between your legs due to your inability to perform basic hygiene and the constant sweaty dampness! YASS QUEEN!
[–] Norest4thetriggered 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nothing better than one of Dorothy's scathing diatribes :)
[–] Well_Deserved_Brew 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
"Plus size"and "crop top" should never, ever appear in the same sentence.