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[–] Rokuah 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You guys, it finally happened. I ran into a pair of gay, angry, blue haired, obese feminists while I was skating with my rollerblading crew in DC today. We were hanging outside a 7-11 while one of us ran in to grab some water. All he did was ask what breed her little "service" dog was because he thought it was cute. Cue one of the blueluga whales screeching at him to "Take your little wiener and stick it somewhere else." She kept reeing at him for the next 10 minutes for them to walk half a block to the corner and cross the street. 10/10 funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I was cackling at it for the rest of the street session. I could have sworn that these people didn't exist outside of tumblr and Twitter.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Look at those guys. I'm so lonely.

No one like that would ever want me.

Wait, is one of them coming over here?

He must be going into the store for snacks.

He looks really enthusiastic, though.

He really does seem to be looking at me.

Is this really happening? Is someone going to ask me out!?

Wow, he is definitely walking to me, not the store!

This is it. I'm so excited!!!

Our future will be romantic and glorious!

"Excuse me, xir, what breed is your dog? It's very cute."

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fb1f996127dc010ed71a5815da4b4629/tumblr_o2jw1niqhk1r5zq6ao2_500.png

Fucking cishet scum. "Take your wiener and stick it somewhere else!!!"

That will show them. I'm too good for him anyway.

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh it goes beyond that, the one that wigged out wasn't even the one who had the dog. Like any of the fit folk who push themselves to be able to skate aggressively would ever look at someone who who embodies at least 6 if not all 7 deadly sins with romantic intent.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Man... I know I told you the day I set outside a little draft shop in Missoula and heard all about the patriarchy etc.. and thought "holy shit.. people really do think like tumblir" its fucking amazing and horrifying to see.

You know it exists (metaphysically), you know there's some warped shit out there.. then you see it first hand in reality and "Holy shit. This is actually real and these people are fucking fucked up"

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I just couldn't stop laughing at how unprovoked the aggression was.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Was hoping for a video!

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sorry, my camera guy was recharging his camera off his battery pack at the time.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And who just got 2-4 days of unpaid quarantine?

Just because some fucker thought he had the covid came in, "i can't miss anymore work" and the rest of us wanna miss work and pay?!?!" So we sent him off to get tested and go home.

And here we are 7 days later and 6 of us get to stay home and no pay. Least the owner paid to fast track our results.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't understand why people are so eager to inform the government they are sick. We are under the same threat here that one case will put us all into quarantine. Just don't tell anyone. Why put the entire staff out of work for weeks to please the authoritarians when you could just not tell them and carry on like you normally would? Just don't get tested. Just deal with the cold like you would any other year.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I am so fucking pissed right now. Oh well on to the quarantine day drinking!

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[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I’ve been trying hard to point out the pitfalls of the coronabollocks tracing app to anyone who’ll listen but it’s like pushing a boulder uphill. It’s frightening to see how many people have fallen for it and are willingly accepting ever more authoritarian crap from the govt.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well done. I did mine in 10 years. Also by working like a dog and making overpayments every month. Feels fucking good. Congratulations.

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[–] Ps37-27 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

One thing people don’t know, which you brought up is that if you split your mortgage into 2 payments (paying the same amount just in half) At the first and end of the month, you can save thousands in interest because your loan is set up by the number of payments. There are articles that explain it better that I. I have mentioned it to people and they say it’s too much work to make 2 payments. Stunning.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago 

Haha! People are lazy and apathetic. I had a lot of hassle with my mortgage provider. Every time I made an overpayment, they claimed the balance had gone UP. I recorded all my calls with them and after much aggravation, told them I would not sue them if they let me pay off the remaining balance early WITHOUT any early repayment fees (which amounted to several thousand). They agreed: they initially claimed to have "no record" of all the calls and when I said "that's ok I recorded them all", they quickly agreed to do things my way, the motherfuckers.

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[–] wuzhao 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Aw congratulations on your frugality & hard work paying off!

Do you mind if I ask what region you live in? I’ll probably have to move to afford a house.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I live in Australia and things tend to be expensive here. The apartment was mid range, but I'll make money moving to a bigger house because rural property is crazy cheap. I don't even care about the price, though. I just want peace and quiet.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Aww you are after my own heart. Keep it simple keep it peaceful and keep it quiet.

You're set up for liquidity as the area grows up and property becomes more valuable.

Thats fucking dedication

Now if you need a contractor husband with Aussie like humor to go at a thing... I am currently on the market 😋

Congratulations and goddammit bust out the bubbly!

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[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Super well done and still so young! Really and seriously, hats off to you. May your future be surrounded by wandering wildlife and tranquility.

And you’ll now have a genuine reason to buy that old pickup with a 350 under the hood!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's actually the tragedy of the whole situation. If I'm moving 3-4 hours from the city and all my driving will be highways, then the last thing I want is my sportscar. I'll need my little hatchback or a diesel BMW that eats kilometres. I still think I'll try and find something loud and stupid just for special occasions and local trips. If all else fails, I'll buy a crate V8 from Ford and use it to run a pedestal fan in my living room or something.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ALL HAIL THE 5 DOOR!

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Congrats, you glorious Aussie. Enjoy living “off the grid”.

As a city boy through and through, the life you aspire to would absolutely kill me. This means even if you weren’t on the other side of the world, we’d never get in each other’s way, in kind of a strange symbiosis.

Just make to pump the Australian government to run some internet out to your country refuge so we don’t miss out on any of those @carsandsarcasm classics. Just pretend to be some marginalized leftist fringe group and they’ll probably be there double-time.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] ago 

The government actually installed a fibre network and they prioritised the rural areas. It's very widespread, and though the towns are fairly well served, not the homes in between. I will look into seeing if I can have it installed on demand. I'm just very done with having neighbours and would consider compromising on connection quality/speed and even existence for my solitude. Your role is easy, though. Just keep telling people how lame the country life is so people stay in the cities.

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[–] redpilledblackguy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nice. I mean, me personally as someone center left who wants to be a park ranger/game warden, I am not fond of the current culture war climate and down the line would probably like to have a place that's removed enough from an urban area so as to have a sense of privacy, but so I can still go out if I wanted too, aside from patrolling my assigned county/park/sector. In about a month I'll be looking at rentals since by that time I should be very close to done with EMT training, but there's still the national test and sending the paperwork in to my desired county.

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[–] Ps37-27 ago  (edited ago)

In our state the dnr are the worst fucking assholes on the planet as far as “law enforcement” goes. An unelected power hungry group of dickwads. They deserve no respect. So fuck your fascist game warden dreams. You must have no clue what the job is really about or you are a dickwad.

It would be one thing if we were the rude type of remorseless law breakers but we aren’t and our experience confirms bias. Fuck those shiteaters.

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[–] Fatbreaker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Very good cake

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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was worried no one would agree to make it. I thought I would collect a bunch of triggered emails denying me services, but the guy didn't seem to recognise it.

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[–] conchpearls1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Voat is surprisingly not very well known, not even amongst fat activists and redditors, who believe FPH is long gone. I mean, when Caleb Luna happened upon our subverse here once, he screenshotted a post about him and credited it to evil redditors.