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[–] TexasInfidel 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mask are for cowards outside of retaining employment.

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[–] TurdLord5000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I poked holes in a plastic cup and tie it around my head with string. You wouldn't believe how many strangers tell me how much they love it. A few told me they're going to do the same.

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[–] Nevulox 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why wear a mask when magical incantations work perfectly, I shall share my ordained wisdom;

‘I have been advised not to wear a mask by my doctor.”

No one has challenged this statement.

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[–] Chrisrmathews90 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just wear panties on your face. That's is the only compromise.

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[–] michaelofsydneysmate ago 

That's my favourite word

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[–] DaraChaos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have one with sequins and a hole the middle for a straw. I can be elegantly masked and still drink! ;D

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[–] Gogorko 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I print out the store's policy stating exceptions, or the government order (they all have exemptions, because they have to). If anybody speaks to me about the mask I don't say a word. Not one word. I point to my face/mask gesture, shake my head, and then hand them the paper and point to the highlighted section that explains the exemption. You would be shocked at how well this works. The key is not speaking at all. I think they assume I'm deaf.

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[–] nomoss 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

OR tell them to look into ADA and IF they don't back down say it lawsuit time.

HIPPA is the medical privacy, and ADA disability act.

That's BIG time lawsuit.

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[–] nemestrinus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I just put a keffiyeh (one of those scarf/headwrap cloth things arabian people use) around my neck, tied in the back with a half-knot. I usually just leave my face completely showing, but if it seems like I need to 'mask up' for some reason, I just pull the thing up a little in front, to around my nose. It's pretty loose and comfortable to wear, no stupid ear loops, and no one has ever objected. Occasionally, when I have to go in to one of the big stores that mandate face coverings, I will do the full arab tactical headwrap, just for effect heh heh. I have a couple of cool ones, my favorite is made in USA and has a stars & stripes pattern on it.

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