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[–] Drunkenst 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pray for rain.

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[–] Not_Mattvision 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just heat 30 gallons of water to a boil and dump it on yourself.

Worked for me until I died after the first time I did it

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[–] Not_Mattvision 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sorry I didn't mean to

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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Use water, not red Aussie dust.

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[–] HateCumbuckets [S] ago 

You jest, but fuck that dust is a nightmare.

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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I used to live in the so-called "Dust Bowl" area of the USofA. Fucking hell, it's windy there, ALL THE TIME. 50-60MPH gusts with 20-25MPH straightline winds were a normal day. Hurricane wind gust 75MPH+ were every other week it seemed like (they had to TURN OFF the power-generating windmills because the winds were TOO Strong.

The only fun part (outside of watching your freshly washed car turn brown in less than 8 seconds) was dodging tumbleweeds so they don't scratch the paint off your car.

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[–] VandalayIndustries 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not for you. My tip is reserved. The rest also.

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[–] TurdLord5000 ago 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Import and export it baby