[–] Not_Mattvision 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Just heat 30 gallons of water to a boil and dump it on yourself.
Worked for me until I died after the first time I did it
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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Use water, not red Aussie dust.
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] ago
You jest, but fuck that dust is a nightmare.
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I used to live in the so-called "Dust Bowl" area of the USofA. Fucking hell, it's windy there, ALL THE TIME. 50-60MPH gusts with 20-25MPH straightline winds were a normal day. Hurricane wind gust 75MPH+ were every other week it seemed like (they had to TURN OFF the power-generating windmills because the winds were TOO Strong.
The only fun part (outside of watching your freshly washed car turn brown in less than 8 seconds) was dodging tumbleweeds so they don't scratch the paint off your car.
[–] VandalayIndustries 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not for you. My tip is reserved. The rest also.
[–] Drunkenst 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Pray for rain.