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[–] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well this almost got me. Considering the giant niggerlovers that both microsoft and 343 industries are, it could've been a very real headline. Didn't they make some new nigger one of the main protagonists in halo 5?

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[–] 24736373? 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

No.

What.

You're kidding.

No.

It's an actual military title.

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[–] degenerate7 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Read the whole thing.

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[–] 24736616? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I did (eat the whole thing all by myself oh my god you son of a bitch)

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[–] Inquisitioner 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I fell for it, tried to look it up, and then went "oh you got me."

Halo 3's PC port is really nice by the way.

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[–] 24737918? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've been disenchanted since the BLM virtue signaling that I've not even pulled it up. And Halo 3 out of all of them was the one I was really looking forward to and why I bought the collection in the first place.

But now. Now I just don't know. Haven't been playing games much.

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[–] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah I really wanted to buy the games but MS, 343i and bungie all being woke faggots made me keep my money instead. I did get a chance to try out a preview version of Halo 3 on PC about a month or so back, and it's probably the best port out of all the games so far. Shame I won't get to play the full game, unless I can get some free codes for game pass maybe.

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[–] jamesed 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Interesting.. In the U.S. Navy the Master Chief Petty Officer is the highest enlisted rank with a pay grade of E-9. Starting salary of $5473 a month plus allowances (housing, uniform, sea pay, hazardous duty pay, flight pay etc,) Less than 1% of all enlistees into the navy will make it to Master Chief Petty officer. Those people who hold the rank of Master Chief Petty Officer are considered among the best and brightest of all Navy personnel. (That includes admirals too)

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[–] anoncastillo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What're they gonna do when they realize Chief is appropriated from indigenous tribal cultural stereotypes? He's just gonna be nameless.

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[–] AnotherGrayman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The origin of the word "chief" is middle-ages Europe.

Whites didn't learn it from Native Americans.

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[–] anoncastillo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You say that like leftists care about historical accuracy or logic.

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[–] Commie_Meta ago 

I believe you, kemosabe.

Oh fuck. I just appropriated!

Gonna go burn down my neighbor's house. It worked in Baltimore, it will work here. Native American Lives Matter!

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[–] LCTJ ago 

Goodbye to halo's master chief

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[–] blumen4alles [S] ago 

Now say it again, but this time with more cowbell!

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[–] Wahaha ago 

They joke about it now. Give it a year or two and it will become reality.

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[–] Nichtlustig ago  (edited ago)

Remember the reveal that Samus was a girl the whole time at the end of the first Metroid game?

Well we've already heard Chief's voice, so when are we getting the reveal that she was actually trans this whole time?

(And yes I read the whole thing I know it's a joke)

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