[–] SmaugTheGolden ago (edited ago)
I haven't eaten Taco Bell in a long, long time, but I used to like a few things there. The mexican pizza was good, Burrito Supreme, the Gordita and Chalupa was good too. Those churro type crispy things were good too.
Quick story: One time my brother, his girlfriend, my cousin and I were on our way somewhere, brother was in a shitty mood. we stopped by taco bell, brother was insisting that he didn't want tomatoes in his Burrito supreme at all cost. Mentions how they always fuck up his order. So he's weary and in a bad mood. The rest of us order similar stuff and other shit. Order gets there, we start driving away. (We ordered from the drive thru) First thing brother does is look for his Burrito and starts eating, sense something wrong and looks in burrito from where he bit it. "THEY FUCKING GAVE ME TOMATOES! I FUCKING KNEW THIS SHIT WOULD HAPPEN! SEE? THAT'S WHY I HATE COMING HERE!"
then proceeds to chuck it out of the window, with basically 98% still uneaten. The rest of us are quiet and just marvelling at this tantrum. Few seconds go by and I hear the Taco Bell bag rustling. Cousin says, "Um your burrito is right here. It doesn't have any tomatoes. You threw mine out of the window."
[–] possiblezombie22 ago (edited ago)
Trying to give yourself explosive diarrhea?!
Stores carry laxatives man, you don't need to eat that shit
[–] CalibanFresco ago
The only good thing at Taco Bell is the exit.