[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hurry up I'm being active
AUTO TRANSLATE COMPUTING --.-.-.-.
I am standing up, if you don't look now I will have collapsed under my own weight in 0.3 seconds
This recent news from the world of astronomy
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Coincidence?
[–] TheStapler 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Your local DMV clerk has a side gig
[–] KobeBurger 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She's pushing 500, and I'm not talking about bench pressing.
[–] BobsonDugnutt ago
Her squat is definitely there. Every time she stands up is another rep.
[–] KobeBurger 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I just want to take this moment and appreciate the engineering that goes into toilets that can withstand the forces every time eat beasts such as this fail their squats and gravity slams their mass into the porcelain like a boulder into the moon.
[–] JustAnObserver 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Jesus wept. All this thing needs to lose weight is to put the fork down for one minute a day.
No exercise, sweat bands, activewear. Just stop fucking eating.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That has to be three velcroed end-to-end, there is no way it would be profitable to produce such a product.
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If that’s an electrical impulse belt, we’re gonna need a bigger generator!
[–] NoSJW 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
At first, I thought that pic had been horizontally stretched. To my horror, I see it has not. Yes, I'm sure she's very active.
[–] Frenlygirl 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Standing up is an Olympic feat for someone this big