[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hurry up I'm being active
AUTO TRANSLATE COMPUTING --.-.-.-.
I am standing up, if you don't look now I will have collapsed under my own weight in 0.3 seconds
This recent news from the world of astronomy
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Coincidence?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm shocked they make anything in that size. Is this even a size? At what point are you so enormous that you stop calling them clothes and start calling them covers?
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
“SWEET SWEAT” - Dunno, I reckon it would be rancid enough to strip paint.
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If that’s an electrical impulse belt, we’re gonna need a bigger generator!
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That has to be three velcroed end-to-end, there is no way it would be profitable to produce such a product.
[–] KobeBurger 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She's pushing 500, and I'm not talking about bench pressing.
[–] BobsonDugnutt ago
Her squat is definitely there. Every time she stands up is another rep.
[–] KobeBurger 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I just want to take this moment and appreciate the engineering that goes into toilets that can withstand the forces every time eat beasts such as this fail their squats and gravity slams their mass into the porcelain like a boulder into the moon.