[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
“SWEET SWEAT” - Dunno, I reckon it would be rancid enough to strip paint.
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If that’s an electrical impulse belt, we’re gonna need a bigger generator!
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That has to be three velcroed end-to-end, there is no way it would be profitable to produce such a product.
[–] JustAnObserver 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Jesus wept. All this thing needs to lose weight is to put the fork down for one minute a day.
No exercise, sweat bands, activewear. Just stop fucking eating.
[–] KobeBurger 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She's pushing 500, and I'm not talking about bench pressing.
[–] BobsonDugnutt ago
Her squat is definitely there. Every time she stands up is another rep.
[–] KobeBurger 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I just want to take this moment and appreciate the engineering that goes into toilets that can withstand the forces every time eat beasts such as this fail their squats and gravity slams their mass into the porcelain like a boulder into the moon.
[–] FastDenyHate 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's spherical. There is nothing positive about this. Nothing.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago
Curvature.