[–] Not_for_consumption 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Horizontal stripes!!!! How could she think that was a good idea! Life skills, 0/10
[–] fatstriggerme 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think someone said Betelgeuse several thousand times
[–] SeeYouNextTuesday 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"Horizontal stripes are going to look great!" /s
[–] theunrighteous 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Excuse me, Miss Butterheffer, you've stolen my houses' fumigation tent. Might I have that back?
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I think it looks like like bloated, aging whore
[–] salmonbutt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There's a fatty on the loose