[–] HateCumbuckets 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) 6 months ago
Just don't shower.
And are you sure it's the baby? Not a certain manchild...
[–] NoTrueScotsman [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 6 months ago
I largely don't anymore. I have shallow, tepid, splashy baths now, with someone who keeps trying to eat the soap.
I'm not sure it's the baby on both counts.
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)
Maybe someone or something is attacking the baby while you're busy. Is your house haunted?
[–] HateCumbuckets 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Just don't shower.
And are you sure it's the baby? Not a certain manchild...
[–] NoTrueScotsman [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I largely don't anymore. I have shallow, tepid, splashy baths now, with someone who keeps trying to eat the soap.
I'm not sure it's the baby on both counts.