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[–] ScientiaPotentia ago 

I really like his expression of his feelings in that video!

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[–] Scyber ago 

Seattle Hill Independent Territory. Because it's shit.

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[–] con77 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

fake but humorous. The "theif' was white.

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[–] BordelonLoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

the whole thing is off. yeah, it's fake.

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[–] ScientiaPotentia 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The person shown picking up the phone is the victim. Then he chases the thief screaming thief. The way I know this is that the volume of his voice remains constant throughout the video meaning his proximity to the phone never changes. Therefore he is pursuing the thief whilst holding the phone. If the thief had the phone the pitch and volume would vary. Therefore, the person yelling thief is holding the phone and must be the victim. Also, how did he upload the footage unless he was live streaming. The Black person must have taken something else. I also used deductive reasoning to determine the thief was Black.

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[–] con77 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

its only reasonable

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[–] KeepVoatAfloat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He could also be running away from the scene screeching "thief!" because he doesn't dare say "niggers!"

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[–] Mittermeyer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I also used deductive reasoning to determine the thief was Black

Sounds like the cameraman just broke the law in Chaz by calling the jigaboo a thief. Chaz authorities will send him back to the reeducation camps.

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[–] SigHiyel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They were a surprise redistributer.

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[–] SparklingWiggle 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It may not have been his phone that was stolen. Someone could have bumped into him, he dropped his phone, bent down to pick it up and other shit was stolen. These fuckheads have to carry all their belongings on them or keep them near them.

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[–] Negrudumbaz 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

a liberal goose in the wild

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[–] puggy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

more like a sitting duck

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[–] Wowbagger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

HONK! HONK HONK!

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[–] romanstock 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

listen to how fucking naive and childish he sounds. obviously raised by a single mother and grew up in a ridiculous love is love feminised fantasy world.

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[–] arsefaggot 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

When I first heard it I assumed it was sarcastic. I couldn't believe someone could actually be that retarded.

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[–] boxofcrackers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know EXACTLY what you mean, happened to me a few times. Yeah, ppl r retarted.

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[–] 4841400209 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

And played on a sports team where everyone is a winner.

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[–] BLATBLAT4muhGAT 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

As simple and non-important this "joke" may seem to many people... truth is we have an entire generation brought up on participation trophies. That kind of culture breeds mediocrity and entitlement at the same time. Amazing.