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The best part is you could propose this under the guise of honoring the jewish community, and when they kvetch and call you an antisemite, you play dumb.
"What do you mean I'm being antisemetic? Tell me, what's wrong with 'Jew York' exactly? Are you saying that the jewish community hasn't been absolutely instrumental in the progress of our beautiful state? How bigoted of you."
I've done this with niggerbabble. I said something like "Aw sheeit mayng, dem pohleese gon stops muh frum smokin' muh meff," and when someone said "Splooge, not all black people talk like that" I said "Whoa whoa, that was my impersonation of a country boy, unlike you I don't think so little of african americans. Sheesh."
If they'd pressed the issue, I would've pointed out that I said meth, not crack. They didn't though, so it was just a satisfying moment of embarrassment for the other dude.
[–] Mustard_Monkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jew York. Fits better.
[–] Splooge 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
The best part is you could propose this under the guise of honoring the jewish community, and when they kvetch and call you an antisemite, you play dumb.
"What do you mean I'm being antisemetic? Tell me, what's wrong with 'Jew York' exactly? Are you saying that the jewish community hasn't been absolutely instrumental in the progress of our beautiful state? How bigoted of you."
I've done this with niggerbabble. I said something like "Aw sheeit mayng, dem pohleese gon stops muh frum smokin' muh meff," and when someone said "Splooge, not all black people talk like that" I said "Whoa whoa, that was my impersonation of a country boy, unlike you I don't think so little of african americans. Sheesh."
If they'd pressed the issue, I would've pointed out that I said meth, not crack. They didn't though, so it was just a satisfying moment of embarrassment for the other dude.
[–] Mustard_Monkey 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They would be onboard with it. Cheaper to switch the N to a J.
[–] Jiggggg ago
Lmao I commented the exact same thing