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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

We specially designed our oven to help you trick your god by building in a technicality so you can still do shit you're not supposed to be doing without technically violating the rule based on the interpretation of the words used when the your god conveyed the rule to you

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Couldn't have said it better myself. These fucking people.

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[–] iyskreem 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Isn't that very semitic of them

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[–] 24308652? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They take pride in breaking the rules, like those kikes who put a string around their neighborhood so they can both trick their god and trick america out of not paying property taxes! 2 birds 1 stone oy vey

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[–] Zinnsee 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It takes a kike to outjew god.

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

They are fucking jewing God.

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[–] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why should He get special treament?

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[–] Helena73 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Bake a ham. That will cancel it out.

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[–] HoKogan [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No, it's not a gas oven.

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[–] CheeBooga 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Jews cheating God.

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[–] ruck_feddit 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I get the "K" is for kike, but the star is missing a point.

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[–] superspathi 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They've got all kinds of things like this. I was in Tel Aviv for work and the hotel I was staying at had an elevator with a sign saying "sabbath elevator". This elevator would simply stop on every floor. So this way the jews can ride the elevator without pressing any buttons which meets the definition of work. It's a little miracle every time they arrive at their floor.

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[–] HoKogan [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They didn't have a shabbos goy to do it for them?

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[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is this your way of coming out as a jew?

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[–] HoKogan [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, I work for a living.

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[–] antiracistMetal 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Can you get me a job?

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