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[–] ec69f4c200b442f59e9f 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I really shouldn't browse this sub while eating lunch.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Excuse me, ma'am. You sat on my hand... oh GOD ITS SWALLOWING ME!

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[–] DeadMary 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fun fact: I have turned down dates with two different men because they had decided to stab a moose. Have some self respect gentlemen, giving it out to anyone that will take it makes you appear gross and slutty.

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[–] FloridaFriedFats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He's just reaching for her E.B.T. card. Gotta keep it safe.

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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Poor guy got his hand stuck in that grease trap

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[–] Fishgoose 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If he isn't careful he's gonna lose that hand.

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[–] Patarack 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ew. Gross.

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