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[–] joeystals 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh Jesus. And then he's going to touch things in the store.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Even better...you just know fatty sexay pants there won't be able to get past the McDonald's on the way out. He's going to handle food with that hand. I guarantee it.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wait. McDonald's on the way out? They have a McDonald's in Walmart?

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[–] DeadMary 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fun fact: I have turned down dates with two different men because they had decided to stab a moose. Have some self respect gentlemen, giving it out to anyone that will take it makes you appear gross and slutty.

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[–] ameobia ago 

That's gotta wally world, classic!!

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[–] FilmMakingShitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This would be trashy for normal sized people; it's ten times worse when done by fatties.

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[–] MASSIVE_OGRE_COCK ago 

Cuck probably thinks he's privileged to have his hand trapped in a lardbeast's ass.

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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Let's play would you rather. Would you rather stick your hand where his is in this photo, or shave your head with a cheese grater?

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[–] Slyboots 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

C. Shave balls with a machete

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[–] SouthPark 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] DingusCohen ago 

"Sweety, there's a Rice Crispy's Treat stuck to your ass again".

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[–] Phillyshitlord [S] ago 

Such vivid imagery...

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[–] Big_Dumb_Animal 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

God damn that hand is now contaminated. I'd cut mine off.

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And then burn it. Just to be sure...

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