[–] Recyclops14 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
So wtf was his job?
[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
He got his right and left hands confused.
[–] SIayfire122 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Using the temperature reader on their foreheads. You can see it in his right hand.
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[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Worst then water. the girl is in pain, its probably mixed up sanitizer.
My God... that would be classified as assault if a stranger did it on the street...
[–] SubspaceDistortion 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I suspect that was a santizer mix of some sort. If it was bleach/water that kid might be blind.
[–] LanceUppercutt 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Tell the mongoloid not to hold both in his hand at the same time. He should put them on a table and pick the one he needs up, then say the name of the thing in his head before he uses it.
Seems to work for my children.
[–] glenny 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Got to prevent that eye corona. The media tells me the second wave will all be spread by blinking. We'll be required to wear goggles in public. 9 billion people will die in just the U.S.! If you don't wear googles then you hate my Grandma! Luckily, eye corona can't be spread during violent riots.