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[–] CheeBooga 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I just wanna be the cook. You never know when I'm gonna spike it with somthin'. One moment you're fine, the next you're seeing a nekked giraffe run across the screen and its dong swinging in circles like a pinwheel. Then the pinwheel turns into a sawmill and you're in a purtiful forest and an eagle swoops down and latches onto a monkey but the monkey latches onto the eagle and starts humping it and they fly away making sweet love, then a 80's song starts playing. "man, what the fuck was in those beans and cornbread", you say. What beans & cornbread? We had fucking hot dogs & tater tots.

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[–] theshopper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

LMAO man, you made my day!

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[–] ALIENS2222 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

... There is another way to wrap up one's day?

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[–] CheeBooga ago 

Exactly! You know.

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[–] noob_tube ago 

run across the screen

Across the field of vision? Or... is this all a simulation?

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[–] CheeBooga 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's a stimulation.

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[–] dan_k 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Press alt+f4 on the keyboard to bring up the console, then put a check in "apply for admin"

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[–] negrojohnny 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I hear by pronounce you a US Marshall to protect Voat. That was easy as hell, what else you need?

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[–] noob_tube ago 

Can you suck my dick? To make it official?

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[–] Drkadrka 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Gross. You want a nigger on your dick? Get out niggerfaggot, and cleanse yourself with fire.

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[–] BB-3 ago 

Look out boys! We've got a wannabe glownigger over here