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[–] tconwk ago 

Getting married to one of these chicks in college.. what a mistake. MGTOW

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[–] aileron_ron ago 

Go to collage to find your future sugar daddy.

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[–] MOTIF ago  (edited ago)

This picture pretty much depicts how people feel when every facebook friend starts getting engaged.

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[–] Kidder ago 

I'm pretty sure that's my alma mater, Wheaton College. It is a tiny Christian liberal arts college outside of Chicago, and the running joke was that most girls were there to get their Mrs. degree (Mrs. Smith) along with their B.S. (Bachelor of Science). It is an interesting countercultural bubble that shares very little in common with most colleges, so if any foreign person is wondering whether this is normal in America, the answer is no. For context, this school has a conduct policy that prohibits booze, drugs, sex outside of marriage, etc. They used to have a ban on dancing, but they might have lifted it sometime in the 2000s.

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[–] QuackMonkey 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I feel like there's a Mormon joke somewhere here.

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[–] 1626340? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Diamond beats everything on Earth.

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[–] MaleGoddess 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Diamonds are truly worthless. The only reason they're so expensive is because the Jews control the diamond industry.

Basically, if I owned every single Babe Ruth baseball card in existence, I could set whatever price I wanted for them because there is a demand for them.

DeBeers created the demand for diamonds back in the 40s and 50s.

Just so you don't think I'm making shit up, here's some links

http://www.israelidiamond.co.il/english/news.aspx?boneid=2524&objid=10240

http://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/diamond-de-beers-marketing-campaign

https://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU

But wait, there's alternatives to diamonds that look just as good as diamonds. CZ has been given a bad name as a "fake diamond", but really, many people cannot tell the difference unless taken to a jeweler to be tested. Also, Moisonite, a synthetic diamond simulant, is almost as hard as diamond, and sometimes more brilliant, but 1/4 the price.

Of course, make sure your girl is on board with having a stone that isn't diamond. Explain to her that there's no way to tell if a diamond is a conflict diamond or not, and why you don't want to contribute to the industry.

If a girl only wants a diamond ring, then she's not worth it.

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[–] fancypantsmanface 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Except fire. Fire beats Diamond every time.

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[–] curl 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

If you want to become a so-called housewife then you sure as hell better become a super liberal, because otherwise your political policy will drive you right into the workforce. How many one breadwinner households exists these days? I'm the only one I know supporting a wife. Besides, she'll get married later if she wants.

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[–] fancypantsmanface ago 

If it helps I'm not even married and we have no kids but I'm the sole bread winner. Kinda like the situation though. I take care of the money and she takes care of the rest.

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[–] Spotddawg 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Alimony trumps salary.

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