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[–] NakeFews 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Looks like a nigger at a job interview.

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[–] ardvarcus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A few acrobatics -- a barrel roll and a loop should do it.

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[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

There's still another engine, they'll be fine.

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[–] BalfourYourFace 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah that engine should have been turned off

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[–] immatureusername ago 

You can turn a turbine off but as long as it still has airflow through the fan blades, its still going to have rotation.

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[–] Swo1ested 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yup. Redundancy is required on all airliners.

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[–] Phantom42 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yet STILL no 'chutes...

I won't get on a plane if I don't have me a good ol' Mushroom Plume of Life on my back.

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[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Just put the plane in reverse for a few feet and it'll fall out of there. Duh, piloting 101.

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[–] Herbert666Marcuse ago 

Just put the plane in reverse for a few feet and it'll fall out of there. Duh, piloting 101.

It's called Pugachev's Cobra:

https://invidio.us/search?q=pugachev%27s+cobra

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[–] puggy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

have you tried rebooting?

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[–] Fuckle_Chucks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pfft, you're no pilot. All you have to do is put the plane in a dive and let it roll out.

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[–] Grizzible 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You obviously know nothing about physics. You would then have to then press the brakes for it to fall out.

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[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Geez, just open the damn window and grab it.

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[–] Shaker123 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

FLMAO!!

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[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I didn't think of that. Now I feel stupid.

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[–] MrPank 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeaaah that would make me a bit anxious.

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[–] GenderPronoun 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nah, it'll be fine.