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[–] Justice-Formidious 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As long as you are wearing mask, what could possibly hurt you?

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[–] Anonymouse_cheese 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Entire state of Michigan burns to the ground as residents attempt to bar-b-que indoors! Details at 11. If they don't manage it today they still have the 4th when bottle rockets, roman candles and sparklers are set off indoors while local fire departments burn down firehouses while setting off their annual fireworks displays indoors.

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[–] Nachose 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Totally safe. Build a fire in your house and breath all the smoke. What could go wrong?

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[–] PurpleGiant 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Babylon Bee is a satire site Love them!!

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[–] Anonymouse_cheese 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, we know.

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[–] AlternateSelection 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fucked up thing is that crazy story, these days, is absolutely possible. Nothing's shocking anymore.

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[–] moderator99 ago 

Lawnmowers are only to be used within the confines of the home.

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[–] omnimattymattymatt ago  (edited ago)

Don't alert for satire it takes away from the humor.