[–] WilhelmVonDoobiest ago (edited ago)
A fitting surname... "Ransom". He probably comes from a prestigious line of people.
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
how the fuck can you be about to finish high school and not even swim.
thats one thing our boons have over yours, ours can actually swim.
which is actually probably not good for us.
[–] SchwoogNite96 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You'd think that Kamala, The Ugandan Breadhunter's nigger-chow gut would've increased hims buoyancy, but that damned extra ankle bone is the bane of all negroes who APE-tempt to swim.
[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love that partway through the camera man and the future rockfish have an exchange that goes something like this
Rockfish "Aye mayne wut if iz drown??"
camera man "Sheeeeit mayne I'll come git u!"
proceeds to drown
[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Look at how tight his jeans are on his pudgy ass. Out of shape. It's not a large distance for anyone who can swim. Damn, niggers are so stupid.