[–] LostInTheStatic 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Just what people with developed frontal lobes do.
[–] Grospoliner 4 points -2 points 2 points (+2|-4) ago
Now it can grow up to be a big strong homosexual necrophiliac rapist.
[–] izan_appus ago
the duck?
[–] antiracistMetal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] CeasarSalud 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Damn, I would have overhand threw the duck to try and make the water.
I am a bad rescuer
[–] Heretohelpfats____ 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If anyone does want to try this, remember you'll likely break the bird's neck. You can see examples of it when people toss doves into the air at weddings.
[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That’s probably why they say “release the doves!” and not “throw the doves!” kek
Fun fact, when you see doves at weddings or funerals, odds are they’re actually white pigeons; doves have terrible eye sight, get sick easily and have no homing mechanism. Pigeons have all of these and are the better, more resilient choice.
[–] moosethenoose 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Good enough info to start the day. Thank you.
[–] Northman242 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Yes get into the pond where a lunker bass will have a feast on baby duck!
[–] moosethenoose 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And mama knows the count - that's astonishing to me.
[–] Shadowlight 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
Bug men would have just bit off the head
[–] glassuser 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Kind of like this?
https://invidio.us/watch?v=s7OJYtRJY0k
[–] izan_appus ago
bug men don't eat meat.