[–] moosethenoose 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Good enough info to start the day. Thank you.
[–] CeasarSalud 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Damn, I would have overhand threw the duck to try and make the water.
I am a bad rescuer
[–] Heretohelpfats____ 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If anyone does want to try this, remember you'll likely break the bird's neck. You can see examples of it when people toss doves into the air at weddings.
[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That’s probably why they say “release the doves!” and not “throw the doves!” kek
Fun fact, when you see doves at weddings or funerals, odds are they’re actually white pigeons; doves have terrible eye sight, get sick easily and have no homing mechanism. Pigeons have all of these and are the better, more resilient choice.
[–] LostInTheStatic 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Just what people with developed frontal lobes do.
[–] Shadowlight 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
Bug men would have just bit off the head
[–] prairie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Funny how their life is largely at sea with mama boat nearby.
[–] moosethenoose 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And mama knows the count - that's astonishing to me.
[–] antiracistMetal ago
Anyone can count on their fingers.