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[–] ruck_feddit ago 

I use the hell out of my multimeter/meat thermometer/gaydar tool. The steel points slide right into a faggot's chest, but unfortunately it gives a lot of false negatives. I gotta wait 6 hours before I can stick you with it again, OP.

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[–] Hand_of_Node ago 

Those spare bungee cords have come in handy more than once. Still have a couple that haven't totally disintegrated 17 years later, although they're cracked to shit and will probably go any day. Not bad for 99 cents.

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[–] vastrightwing ago 

Sounds like liberals: looks like there is some value there until you look closely.

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[–] MrPim ago 

I need a pneumatic slide whistle for my band actually. FNGT here I come!

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[–] Blood-is-Nature ago 

Nah; I'm good...I only buy regular.

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[–] midnightblue1335 ago 

Hm, I didn't see any goats commenting on the "sale" prices.

The whale gutting knife is on sale for $9.99, sounds okay yeah? Look closer. What is the regular price? $2.99!

In Clown World, I could believe this is totally legit. Honk honkle.

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[–] WeMustRemainPure ago 

“Useless coupon”

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[–] whatisbestinlife ago 

that last one might not be completely useless. you can run internet through power sockets and saltwater so this is an adapter cord

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[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Free flashlight with purchase. Flashlight is usable up to 6 times!

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[–] Morbo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ages ago as a kid I remember the local Kroger supermarket regularly selling emergency flashlights for $0.50 a pop. These flashlights came with batteries which were permanently sealed into the plastic housing. These batteries were the regular "dry battery" type cells that preceded alkaline batteries and they had very little usable life to them. You would be lucky to get six uses out of these lights before they either died or leaked and corroded. Even the Hazard Fraught cheap shit is better quality than those useless flashlights. For some reason we always seemed to have several of these flashlights hanging out in the junk drawer although none of them worked so I would take them apart and recover the light bulb as that was the only useful thing in it. New flashlights would magically appear to take their place. It was like magic.

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[–] Hand_of_Node 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Have a keychain version that's been going for 3 - 4 years! Found the same brand on Amazon (Keychain Flashlight 10 Pack, MECO Mini Flashlight LED Camping Keyring Flashlight, Portable Thin & Tiny Flash Light Torch Handheld Lamp Key Chain, 45 Lumen Micro Light) and am getting 10 for $8.59 if I ever place another order. In the same spirit, got 100 lighters for $17, that work just as great as the $1.89 lighters at your local store.

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[–] prairie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I remember those. An oval shape with thin plastic around it, and oval-shaped plastic caps. You'd just squeeze the thin sides to bridge two contacts internally.

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[–] Usernamenameuser ago  (edited ago)

I have them all over the place. Pretty much there's one on or around every door, and several in drawers. Some in tool boxes and bags. One in every car. You get the point. I don't know how many of them work.

Edit: this sounds Ike it could be written as a Dr Seuss book.