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[–] ruck_feddit ago 

I use the hell out of my multimeter/meat thermometer/gaydar tool. The steel points slide right into a faggot's chest, but unfortunately it gives a lot of false negatives. I gotta wait 6 hours before I can stick you with it again, OP.

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[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Free flashlight with purchase. Flashlight is usable up to 6 times!

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[–] Morbo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ages ago as a kid I remember the local Kroger supermarket regularly selling emergency flashlights for $0.50 a pop. These flashlights came with batteries which were permanently sealed into the plastic housing. These batteries were the regular "dry battery" type cells that preceded alkaline batteries and they had very little usable life to them. You would be lucky to get six uses out of these lights before they either died or leaked and corroded. Even the Hazard Fraught cheap shit is better quality than those useless flashlights. For some reason we always seemed to have several of these flashlights hanging out in the junk drawer although none of them worked so I would take them apart and recover the light bulb as that was the only useful thing in it. New flashlights would magically appear to take their place. It was like magic.

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[–] Hand_of_Node 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Have a keychain version that's been going for 3 - 4 years! Found the same brand on Amazon (Keychain Flashlight 10 Pack, MECO Mini Flashlight LED Camping Keyring Flashlight, Portable Thin & Tiny Flash Light Torch Handheld Lamp Key Chain, 45 Lumen Micro Light) and am getting 10 for $8.59 if I ever place another order. In the same spirit, got 100 lighters for $17, that work just as great as the $1.89 lighters at your local store.

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[–] Usernamenameuser ago  (edited ago)

I have them all over the place. Pretty much there's one on or around every door, and several in drawers. Some in tool boxes and bags. One in every car. You get the point. I don't know how many of them work.

Edit: this sounds Ike it could be written as a Dr Seuss book.

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[–] prairie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I remember those. An oval shape with thin plastic around it, and oval-shaped plastic caps. You'd just squeeze the thin sides to bridge two contacts internally.

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[–] TripleZ 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Combination garden hose and extension cord. Kek.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

lol

im laughing my ass off

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[–] Fried-Laptop 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

the manual chain-saw is a real time saver & id be LOST w/o my cordles-hammer!

THANX Hazard!

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[–] Morbo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Do you go jogging with your cordless hammer? I hear that's all the rage these days.

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[–] MaxineWaters 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Anybody else notice the crying baby face of the handle of the mohel knife?

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes, also how it's exactly the same as the whale gutting knife.

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[–] Jaga 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I could really use that dreidel to make some wooden doors for my gas chambers

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[–] TopLobster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

underrated

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[–] GasTheYikes 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The jew top should have cost $14.88

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[–] Mustard_Monkey ago 

or six gorillion