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[–] KikesOnTrikes 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Every morning your wife washes my jizz from the inside of her thighs, she thanks me for my healing semen.

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[–] HappyMealBullshit [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Not very healing if your limp wristed jizz shot couldnt even make it inside her pussy.

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[–] KikesOnTrikes ago 

Usually I am pulling out trying not to prematurely ejaculated and it just happens.

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[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I only drink spring water and pure grain alcohol, Mandrake. They will not sap my precious bodily fluids.

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[–] CoronaHoax ago 

Holy Father.