[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I only drink spring water and pure grain alcohol, Mandrake. They will not sap my precious bodily fluids.
[–] KikesOnTrikes 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
Every morning your wife washes my jizz from the inside of her thighs, she thanks me for my healing semen.
[–] HappyMealBullshit [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Not very healing if your limp wristed jizz shot couldnt even make it inside her pussy.
[–] KikesOnTrikes ago
Usually I am pulling out trying not to prematurely ejaculated and it just happens.
[–] CoronaHoax ago
Holy Father.