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[–] cosMICjester 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Cmon give me a break we all know why the violent angry ape got whacked but this utility truck nonsense is crapola. U don't need em to turn the water off in your house u just turn a knob.

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[–] BlackGrapeDrank 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nobody lived in the house udiot.

Depending on the tract construction sometimes the valve from the main to the house is hard to find and typically it's illegal (although a minor infrwction) to shut off utility valves. Is not your property.

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[–] badruns 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What if he took the knob faggot

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[–] cosMICjester ago 

Yeah sure u knob.

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[–] Nezor 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

How do you think the water gets to the valve? Fucking force fields?

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[–] cosMICjester ago 

The water was obviously already hooked up to the cities system . Otherwise please explain oh wise agua oracle how thell hell would it be leaking??

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[–] GasTheYikes 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Jogger is a new slur btw if you didn't pick up on that.

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[–] GoonFag 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Jogging makes you thirsty, what are you suggesting?

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[–] NakedWarrior 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Please stop referring to them as joggers, they prefer to be called "people of cardio"

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[–] trans-tranny 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

i don't laugh out loud a lot, but when i do i wake up my 9 month old at 0600.

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[–] Splooge [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

N-nothing, sir, you're right. Clearly this jogger just wanted some water and copper reparations. Some generous souls had some lead to spare for it too.

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