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[–] MACK_JIGGER ago 

It took me a minute. Read the title. Came to the comments. Still didn't get it. Left the thread. Scrolled down. Got it. Came back. And here I am.

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[–] dbibbs ago 

I thought it was "say one thing but fuck your mother".

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[–] WildThingSammiT 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder, and one to screw my mother. Er- I mean the lightbulb.

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[–] Moonbat ago 

rofl that's fantastic

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[–] canadian_apistevist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That last sentence was the Freudian slip right?

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[–] kjaya 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fucking brilliant

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[–] Meh_overthere 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

especially when you contemplate the deeper meaning of screwing in the lightbulb.

on one level the fact that we associate screwing with sexual acts is quite telling. On a deeper level, the goal of inserting the bulb is to produce light; that is to say one possesses the desire to reproduce the effects of the sun. Yet when one really considers this, we do so to make ourselves feel safer within a confined space which is representative of the womb: we are constantly seeking to reenter our mothers.