[–] SouthernCh0l0 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I can't understand why they glorify their abject failure.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Because they want something to glorify and they have absolutely nothing.
[–] Polic3Stat3 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Is his eating of dough considered cannibalism at this point!? Echhh!
[–] TheStapler 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Those donuts are so far below my threshold for accepting a substance as food that it makes me nauseous just looking at them. They are actual poison.
[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
I agree with you completely, but, how dare you you take that back.
[–] CowboyDancer ago
This is the way I feel about everything in the vending machine at my job. “Does this even qualify as food?”
[–] CowboyDancer 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Well, I'm pretty happy to know this is my competition in the dating market.
[–] CowboyDancer ago
25 likes and this is still criminally underrated.
[–] FastDenyHate 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Deluded Fat Without Fedora Or Trench Coat"
"Testosterone For Thee, Not For Me"
Oh, there are a bunch of titles, but I can see the difficulty.
[–] NoSJW 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
That's nothing. This zero-testosterone fatfuck nu-male has posted its picture elsewhere, but standing up where the true enormity of its belly is much more apparent. How utterly disgusting. I guess the word "shame" has been deleted from the vocabularies of these things.